Paid Bashers Are as Real as Santa Claus!
Today your Senorita is going to tackle the myth of the so called paid basher and for an extra treat I am going to open up a big can of whoop ass on a certain article that has been the pumptard’s bible for a long time now, “Confessions of a paid basher.”
“How much are they paying you to bash this stock?”
Who “They” are? I don’t know.
I hear this one a lot in pinkyland and I am sure that you have as well.
Don’t get me wrong, there are bashers all over every finance forum that you can find but, THEY ARE NOT PAID!
In my experience there are many types of bashers and there is 1 type that all newbie traders need to pay attention to.
Another type of basher that is common on the pinkshits are the ones that want to get in cheaper or they missed the original run.
These people are usually flippers that for some reason think that they can move the market with their lame, “POS ALERT!”, “STOCK IS GOING DOWN!”, “ABORT MISSION!” postings. These leeches usually come out during a run. They sold too soon and want their original entry price. When a stock is on an uptrend and it happens to go down a few ticks, you will see these bastards out in full force running around acting like chicken little. These bashers aren’t worth paying any attention to either.
The short sell basher.
These guys shorted a stock at the high because they realize that the stock is overbought and want to cover as low as possible. Yes you can short pinkshit stocks, you just have to know the right brokerage firm. The short sell bashers can range from just giving people a heads up to thinking that they can move the market with their lame bashing attempts as well. You might want to keep on eye on these guys but usually they tend to be ridiculous as well.
The “basher” you want to take fairly seriously.
A lot of experienced penny players and penny gurus such as Papa Roach and myself fit into this category. We shouldn’t even be considered bashers, but that’s what we are labeled so what the hell I’m adding us as well. These bashers are the ones that can smell dilution and lying pinkshit CEOs a mile away. They do their DD, read a company’s financials, look for any signs of a reverse or forward split, take market cap into consideration and can tell when they hype is over. These “bashers” are the ones to keep an eye on because 90% of the time, they know what they are talking about and they are trying to save people money.
Now onto the pumptard bible.
Confessions of a paid basher
This pile of bullshit has been making it’s rounds on every financial message board since the Fall of the year 2000. It was originally started by a trader going by the name of Firebird_1965 on Raging Bulls forum. Firebird claimed to work for a boiler room based in Connecticut called Franklin Andrews Kramer and Edelstein. Look at the first letter of each name. It spells FAKE, and Raging bulls pulled that thread because too many people started taking it seriously. It however took on a life of it’s own and 10 years later people still believe in this hoax.
Listen guys, there is no company in the world that is going to pay anyone to bash their stock. Pinkshits eventually bash themselves by diluting, lying about their financials, lying about buyout offers from shady people, lying about deals, and I can go on and on about how they rip you off.
So if you are a basher or a pumptard that thinks that YOU have the power to move a stock’s PPS, may I suggest some Prozac or get your fellow trader buddy to give you a swift kick in the ass because that should work just as well.
Senorita “the basher” Roachita.
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